i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
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"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
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also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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