Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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