I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
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How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
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i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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