...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
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She's never allowed to turn 21 again
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
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It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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