Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
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Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
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Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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