i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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