That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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