Only a mothe r could love this liver
it was like eating out sand paper
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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