In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
this hospital has no fireball
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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