New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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