I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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