He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
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Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
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A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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