Who did Billy Mays play for?
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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