He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
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Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
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ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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