I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Randomize
