Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
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I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
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I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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