I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
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she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
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thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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