He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
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Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
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You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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