I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
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he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
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All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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