ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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