You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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