I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
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why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
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What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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