My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
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i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
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I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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