Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
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Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
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You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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