Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
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Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
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every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else