What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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