i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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