I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
There r osticjed everywhere
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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