I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
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He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
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I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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