i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
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Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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