He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Randomize
