btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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