Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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