Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
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It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
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Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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