Those balls look pretty dangerous.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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