i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
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I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
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I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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