i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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