The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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