he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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