Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
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easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
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I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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