apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
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sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
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I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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