You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
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Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
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She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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