also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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