Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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