I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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