No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
no you cant smoke seaweed
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
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I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
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I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney