I'm gonna have a badass scar
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet