Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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