Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Lo siento on account of my penis...
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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