it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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