Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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