No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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