I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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